Everyone else:
Me:
My stomach:F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ

nayx:

apologize-to-the-funyarinpa:

nayx:

it must suck to die on july the 28th.  the dates irrelevant but dying is a bitch

it’s not irrelevant to me that’s my frickin birthday

i knew this would happen eventually.  its a success

charlamagnethagod:

I’m gonna go to college and become a professional person who puts stickers on fruit

(Source: sidnugget)

introspective-:

graveyardexplorers:

sometimes i only shave one leg so when i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet